Do you know what I hate?

…When I call a client to remind them that their payment is due, and their 15 year old son lectures me about my grammar skills when his own parents can’t speak a word of English…Is it just me?

Do you know what I hate?

…When I was running late for work this morning and a cop took his sweet time writing me a speeding ticket, because he could tell I was in a hurry…Is it just me?